The Top Ten
Signs You're in Korea
10. The bathroom at your favorite chicken restaurant is
located 2nd door on the left, down two flights of stairs, through the
hallway and inside the Burger King....
9. You've seen the evidence: a snot/saliva combination can
be frozen...
8. The directions to your apartment include, "..turn
right at the Paris Baguette.."
7. Last Sunday, you woke up with a hangover and a naked
Canadian.....
6. The nine-year-olds you teach can't remember the days of
the week but they sure as hell know how to tell you to go fuck
yourself....
5. Your last girlfriend (disturbingly) called you "Big
brother" during sex....
4. Plaid is the new black....
3. There's a code of silence on public transport but for
some reason weddings and movies are acceptable venues for cell phones,
pagers and chit-chat.....
2. You have a working knowledge of the plumbing in your
apartment.....
1. You were just invited to down a few beers at the
local.......... 7-eleven.