The Top Ten Signs You're in Korea

  
 
10. The bathroom at your favorite chicken restaurant is located 2nd door on the left, down two flights of stairs, through the hallway and inside the Burger King....
  
9. You've seen the evidence: a snot/saliva combination can be frozen...
  
8. The directions to your apartment include, "..turn right at the Paris Baguette.."
  
7. Last Sunday, you woke up with a hangover and a naked Canadian.....
  
6. The nine-year-olds you teach can't remember the days of the week but they sure as hell  know how to tell you to go fuck yourself....
  
5. Your last girlfriend (disturbingly) called you "Big brother" during sex....
  
4. Plaid is the new black....
  
3. There's a code of silence on public transport but for some reason weddings and movies are acceptable venues for cell phones, pagers and chit-chat.....
  
2. You have a working knowledge of the plumbing in your apartment.....
  
1. You were just invited to down a few beers at the local..........  7-eleven.