11 "John-John Down-Down" Jokes

11 "John-John Down-Down" Jokes
1.    Q. Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard?
        A. He said he'd wash up on shore!
2.    Q. What's the Kennedy's flying motto?
        A. Your luggage will arrive before you do!
3.    Q. What do Kennedies miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
        A. The runway.
4.    Q. What will it take to bring the first family back together?
       A. One more bullet!
5.    Q. Why was JFK, Jr. flying to the Vineyard?
       A. He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding.
6.    Q. What will they name the movie about movie JFK, Jr.?
        A. "Eyes Wide Shut"
        A. "Three Funerals and a Wedding"
7.    Q. Why are they having trouble finding JFK Jr's plane?
       A. Because his flight actions constitute wreckless behavior.
8. "Picking up the Pace" Department:
    - Used to be that Kennedies drowned their women one at a time.
    - We hear JFK, Jr. has changed his name to "Bob".
    - In the end we discovered that JFK, Jr. was a plane down to earth guy.

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