14 Rest room Scrawlings

1. The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breat plate open.
Woman's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, Ill.

2. Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, Ill.

3. Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC.

4. I've decided that to raise my grades I have to lower my standards.
Houghton Library, Harvard University

5. Remember it's not "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Rt. 81, W. Va.

6. God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
The Irish Times, Wash. D.C.

7. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LA

8. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
Men's restroom, Linda's Bar & Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

9. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee & Tea, Tucson, AZ

10. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ

11. Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married.
Women's restroom, the Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

12. God is dead - Neitzsche. Neitzsche is dead - God.
The Tombs Restaurant, Wash. D.C.

13. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books, New York, NY

14. A woman's rule of thumb If it has tires or testicles you are going to have trouble with it.
Woman's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX.

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