15 Somethings other than Smiley Faces (plus a joke)

 1. (o)(o)         perfect breasts

 2. ( + )( + )    fake silicone breasts

 3. (*)(*)         perky breasts

 4. (@)(@)     big nipple breasts

 5. oo             A cups

 6. { O }{ O } D cups

 7. (oYo)         wonder bra breasts

 8. ( ^ )( ^ )     cold breasts

 9. (o)(O)        lopsided breasts

10. (Q)(O)     pierced breasts

11. (p)(p)        hanging tassels breasts

12. \o/\o/         Grandma's breasts

13. ( - )( - )     flat against the shower door breasts

14. |o||o|         android breasts

15. ($)($)     Jenny McCarthy's breasts

and now the joke...

And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"

She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"

And so it was done, and it was good.

Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"

And God created man.

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