1970 versus 2000
1970: Long hair
2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high
2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund1970: KEG
2000: EKG1970: Acid rock
2000: Acid reflux1970: Moving to Calif. because it's cool
2000: Moving to Calif. because it's warm1970: Growing pot
2000: Growing pot belly1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor1970: Seeds and stems
2000: Roughage1970: Popping pills, Smoking Joints
2000: Popping Joints1970: Our President's struggle with Fidel
2000: Our President's struggle with fidelity1970: Paar
2000: AARP1970: Killer weed
2000: Weedkiller1970: Hoping for a BMW
2000: Hoping for a BM1970: The Grateful Dead
2000: Dr. Kevorkian1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint
2000: Receiving a new hip joint1970: Rolling Stones
2000: Kidney stones1970: Being called into the principal's office
2000: Calling the principal's office1970: Screw the system
2000: Upgrade the system1970: Peace sign
2000: Mercedes logo1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved1970: Taking acid
2000: Taking antacid1970: Passing the drivers test
2000: Passing the vision test1970: Whatever
2000: Depends