40 Children's Books That Didn't Make It...

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Robert

4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

9. All Cats Go to Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly.

12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19. You Were an Accident

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

23. Your Nightmares Are Real

24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

29. A Hundred Nifty Uses for Dran-O

30. Why the Doctor Will Hurt You

31. Billy and the Mean Bad Dentist

32. Sex Games with Siblings

33. Fun With Matches

34. Where to Look for Daddy's Revolver and Bullets

35. Neat Ways to Get Back at Teacher When You Get an "F"

36. How to Surprise Mommy and Daddy Late at Night When They Think You are Asleep

37. Cool Words to Call Kids Who Look Different and Speak Funny

38. Fun Games to Play with Plastic Bags and Baby Brother

39. Who to Tell About Those Funny Plants Daddy Grows in the Basement Under Lights

40. Bike Helmets and Rollerblade Pads are for Sissies

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