Ebonics Version of Windows 98

Microsoft has announced the release of a special Ebonics version of Windows 98, titled "It be a fresh Window."  There are numerous differences between standard Windows 98 and the Ebonics version.

For example, when opening the Ebonics version, the familiar windows chime is replaced with a "phat getto track that melts 'em down wit dope-ass bass," The opening screen features a Windows logo that is spray painted on a brick wall along with several gangsta signs, slogans, and "shout outs".

On the main screen, My Computer is replaced with "Dis My Shit." The Recycle Bin has been replaced with a Goodwill dumpster. If users are logged on to  a network, the Network Neighborhood is replaced with "Da Hood."

Users have their choice of two animated screen savers "Marquee," a lil' G spray painting dirty words that move cross the screen; or "Flying Bullets," a '64 Olds' loaded with gangstas doing a desktop drive by.

Users of the Ebonics version will notice several command and dialogue box changes:

1. Break Back In = Re-entry

2. Aww Shit, = Error

3. Itz All Good = OK

4. 4 Real Doe =Yes

5. Hold Up, Dawg = Cancel

6. Do Dat Shit Again = Reset

7. R U Crazy = Are You Sure

8. Hunt Dat Bitch Down = Find

9. Put A Cap In It = Delete

10. Games & Shit = Programs

11. Letter Shit = Documents

The Ebonics version comes standard with a special edition of Microsoft Works titled "Homie Essentials."  The word processing program greatly differs from the main-stream program.  Several words on the title bar have been changed:

1. Dat Thang = File

2. I Be Seein' It = View

3. Put Sumpin In = Insert

4. Hook It Up = Format

5. Stuff I Ain't gone Need =Tools

6. Number Shit = Table

7. Break In = Window

8. What Da Fuck??? = Help

Note: "Stuff I ain't gone need" (Tools) does not include spelling or grammar check options, cuz they won't get used anyway.  And Auto Correct has been replaced with "Keepin' it Real".


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