Mars Flow Chart
Are you following the latest Mars mission but can't figureout how each phase of the mission fits into la conspiracy de jour? Well, now you can play along with this handy flow chart:
BEGIN CONSPIRACY
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DOES GLOBAL SURVEYOR BLOW UP ON LAUNCH PAD?
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NO YES
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| WAS A FLASH OF LIGHT SEEN?
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| NO YES
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| CARL SAGAN PLANTED CIA USED LASER GUN TO
| BOMB IN FUEL CELL BLOW UP ROCKET
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DOES THIRD STAGE BOOSTER FAIL TO FIRE WHEN IN EARTH ORBIT?
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NO YES
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| WAS SPACE STATION MIR WITHIN LINE OF SIGHT?
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| NO YES
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| GREYS USED MICROWAVE KGB/CIA USED ASAT
| GUN TO KNOCK MISSILE TO TAKE OUT
| OUT BOOSTER BOOSTER
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DOES GLOBAL SURVEYOR "VANISH" ENROUTE TO MARS?
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NO YES
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| DOES HAM RADIO OPERATOR POST ANONYMOUS
| MESSAGE ON ALT.CONSPIRACY CLAIMING TO
| STILL PICK UP SURVEYOR'S TELEMETRY?
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| NO YES
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| GREYS USE "SPORT MODEL" NSA EXPLOITED BACKDOOR
| UFO TO CAPTURE SURVEYOR AND ARE RE-DIRECTING
| SURVEYOR TO RENDEZVOUS WITH
DOES GLOBAL SURVEYOR FAIL TO "COMET" HALE-BOPP. DNA CODES
ENTER MARS ORBIT? OF ALL HUMAN BEINGS LOADED ON
| | SURVEYOR COMPUTERS ARE GIVEN
NO YES TO REPTOIDS SO THEY CAN PICK
| | WHICH HUMANS THEY WANT TO BEGIN
| DID LAST SURVEYOR PHOTOS EATING WHEN THEY ARRIVE IN ORBIT
| SHOW STRANGE FLASH NEAR
| MARS' MOON PHOBOS?
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| NO YES -- NAZIS OCCUPYING LOVE BASE ON
| | PHOBOS SHOOT DOWN SURVEYOR WITH
| LAST PHOTOS V29 PROTON MISSILE
| "ACCIDENTALLY MISFILED"
| WITH SOVIET SPY SATELLITE
| PICTURES OF NEIL ARMSTRONG PLAYING GOLF
| IN FLORIDA WHEN HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
| ON THE MOON
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DOES GLOBAL SURVEYOR "VANISH" SHORTLY AFTER ARRIVING IN ORBIT?
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NO YES
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| DID SURVEYOR VANISH BEFORE TAKING PHOTOS OF CYDONIA REGION?
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|| NO YS
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| DO PHOTOS OF CYDONIA SURVEYOR SHOT DOWN BY
>---------> CONFIRM FACE IS MADE BY LASER GUN IN MARS "FACE"
INTELLIGENT BEINGS?
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NO YES
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|CARL SAGAN FIRED
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PHOTOS FAKED BY STEVEN SPIELBERG (KNOWN JEW,
SPREADER OF HOLOCAUST LIE, BANKROLLER OF NIZKOR,
AND PAID UFO DISINFORMANT) WERE PRE-LOADED ONTO
SURVEYOR BY AGENTS OF MJ12. PUBLIC OPINION TURNS
AGAINST UFO BELIEVERS AND THEY ARE ROUNDED UP BY
BATF THUGS AND PUT INTO CAMPS. REPTOIDS ARRIVE
AND BEGIN TURNING VIEWERS OF THE LEARNING
CHANNEL AND PBS IN SOYENT GREEN.
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