SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT KIT

To construct a Shakespearean insult, select one word from each of the three columns below and preface it with "Thou."

artless  

bawdy

beslubbering

bootless

churlish 

cockered 

clouted

craven

currish

dankish

dissembling

droning

errant

fawning

fobbing

froward

frothy

gleeking

goatish

gorbellied

impertinent

infectious

jarring

loggerheaded

lumpish

mammering

mangled

mewling

paunchy

pribbling

puking

puny

qualling

rank

reeky

roguish

ruttish

saucy

spleeny

spongy

surly

tottering

unmuzzled

vain

venomed

villainous

warped

wayward

weedy

yeasty

base-court

bat-fowling

beef-witted

beetle-headed

boil-brained

clapper-clawed

clay-brained

common-kissing

crook-pated

dismal-dreaming

dizzy-eyed

doghearted

dread-bolted

earth-vexing

elf-skinned

fat-kidneyed

fen-sucked

flap-mouthed

fly-bitten

folly-fallen

fool-born

full-gorged

guts-griping

half-faced

hasty-witted

hedge-born

hell-hated

idle-headed

ill-breeding

ill-nurtured

knotty-pated

milk-livered

plume-plucked

motley-minded

onion-eyed

pottle-deep

pox-marked

reeling-ripe

rough-hewn

rude-growing

rump-fed

shard-borne

sheep-biting

spur-galled

wag-bellied

tardy-gaited

tickle-brained

toad-spotted

unchin-snouted

weather-bitten

apple-john

baggage

barnacle

bladder

boar-pig

bugbear

bum-bailey

canker-blossom

clack-dishclotpole

coxcomb

codpiece

death-token

dewberry

flap-dragon

flax-wench

flirt-gill

foot-licker

fustilarian

giglet

gudgeon

haggard

harpy

hedge-pig

horn-beast

hugger-mugger

scut

skainsmate

strumpet

varlet

vassal

wagtail

whey-face

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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