Two Episodes of Good Husband Roger
Roger's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. He then goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. One beer leads to another and they end up in her apartment.
After they've had their fun, Roger realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?"
She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed.
"Where the hell have you been?"
"Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands."
She sees his hands are covered with powder and says...
"Roger, you're a damn liar. You went bowling again!"
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Roger is, of course, a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip club.The doorman at the club spots them and says, "Hey Roger! How are you tonight?"
His wife, surprised, asks her husband if he has been here before. "No, no. He's just one of the guys I bowl with."
They are seated, and the waitress approaches, sees Roger and says, "Nice to see you, Roger. A gin and tonic as usual?"
His wife's eyes widen. "You must come here a lot!"
"No, no," says Roger. "I just know her from volleyball."
Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Roger and says, "Roger! A table dance as usual?"
His wife, fuming, collects her things and storms out of the bar. Roger follows her and spots her getting into a cab, so he jumps into the passenger seat. His wife looks at him, seething with fury and lets Roger have it with both barrels.
At this, the cabby leans over and says, "Sure looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Roger!"
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